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My name is Katey and I am a comedian in New York City. Contact me at khealywu at gmail dot com. I am on twitter: http://twitter.com/healywu

25th January 2010

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Did you know they’ve translated Hamlet into Klingon?  Not a great choice though, no self-respecting Klingon would waffle on for 4,000 lines about whether or not they should restore the honor of their House by killing the murderer of their father - they would fracking do it and go out for bloodwine after. Better choice would have been Titus Andronicus - there are 14 killings in Shakespeare’s bloodiest play, 9 of which happen onstage.  Perfect!  Or should I say ‘Heghlu’meH QaQ jajvam’!

Did you know they’ve translated Hamlet into Klingon?  Not a great choice though, no self-respecting Klingon would waffle on for 4,000 lines about whether or not they should restore the honor of their House by killing the murderer of their father - they would fracking do it and go out for bloodwine after.

Better choice would have been Titus Andronicus - there are 14 killings in Shakespeare’s bloodiest play, 9 of which happen onstage.  Perfect!  Or should I say ‘Heghlu’meH QaQ jajvam’!